Monday, October 11, 2010

Er'body in the club getting' tipss....

I saw this:

Which is hilarious and it inspired me to create some of my own 'white' raps. 'Cause that's how I roll.

See if you can guess what songs they come from! (It's a game, playas... I'll stop now I promise).

All personages in the vicinity of this place of recreation and inebriation are imbibing alcoholic beverages and beginning to feel their effects on their systems.

I am a pleasant fellow, with some admirable aspirations, do you observe here these cubes of ice and additionally here, these frozen dairy products?

The authorities see me tootling along in my automobile and appear to look upon me with a derisive and suspicious manner. While patrolling their assigned streets they attempt to apprehend me while operating my vehicle in an illegal or immoral fashion.  

I'm pretty sure they're off the heezy.


  1. I am ashamed to say I had to use Urban Dictionary for some of this. Yes, I am that white.

  2. Okay, so I had Kate's help with this, but they are: J-Kwon, Tipsy; Pharell, Drop it like it's hot; and Chamillionare, Ridin' Dirty!

    OMG are you impressed? I even figured one of those out by myself. :)

    But yeah, hahahahahahaha, funniest thing I've read all day.